Williamodwyer Personal Pornstar Performer Interview

My Pornstar Interview

I'm Will, UK born and bred with the accent to match, 24, tall (6'2), 180lbs, medium build, completely versatile.

Stats done. Let's get down to the interesting stuff ;)

I offer a completely different masseur-come- experience. Intelligence, attentiveness, a well-read, well-traveled young gentleman. Easy enough on the eye, for sure, but oh so much more.

The strain is mounting: that horrendously busy period at work; the family drama that flips from the sublime to the ridiculous; the relationship way past its sell-by date. Friends and colleagues offer their idle, predictable condolences that crawl under your skin - the poisonous snakes that squeeze your sanity.

I am your antidote.

I am your critical friend when I sense you need one. I am your silent siren when I sense you'd rather not. Whether my fingers are gliding across the small of your back, or my loaded glances are lighting up our intimate dinner, I know exactly what you need. Even though you might not.

British witticisms, self-deprecation and stiff-upper-lip come as standard. Stiffness in other areas is very much likely too ;)

$200 gets you 2 hours of my time and expertise. If you'd like a little longer, let's discuss it.

I look forward to hearing from you gentlemen.

Will

Q: What is your specialty?

A: I'm for the guys who are looking for something between the ears. An experience beyond physicality. Let's be honest: we probably all get on when horizontal - the real challenge is to connect with people when we're vertical. That's my specialty.

Q: How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or are you more of a homebody?

A: My car is my home. I love driving and I love experiencing new places. The idea of staying at home for more than a day genuinely fills me with dread. There's far too much out there to do

Q: What kind of diet and fitness regimen do you follow?

A: I eat when I'm hungry, until I'm satisfied and no more. I keep myself trim by hiking and generally getting oudoors, rather than slaving away in the gym. I try to exercise at altitude whenever I can - makes for better fitness I find.

That's not to say I'm an athlete! Christ, I couldn't be further from it ha!

Q: If we sat on the beach and drank wine and ate great food just you and I, what would you tell me about yourself and your life?

A: I'd tell you that I've experienced far too much for such a young chap...and I'd likely tell you to give me the bottle for...err...safe keeping. Yeah...safe keeping.

Q: What do you enjoy most about yourself?

A: Probably my ability to hold an in-depth conversation about stuff that's actually important/interesting (or at least it seems that way ha!)

Apparently my tongue is pretty useful in other departments too...though I'm not entirely sure what these wonderful complimenters are referring to ;)

Q: What are 5 things you can’t live without?

A: My car, my laptop, my accent (it's ever so useful!), prosecco and prosecco-based cocktails.

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