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simonsays's Pornstar Interview

My Pornstar Interview
Please TXT, DON'T CALL! & please read my whole ad before messaging me.

Hot Aussie guy with 10 thick girthy inches. Confident & straight. Not straight acting, straight. Never been with a guy without monetary incentive. So yes, really straight. I'm fit, alpha, good looking, & more than a little dom. Did I mention I was hung? I could rip you in half if you aren't careful. It's put a few young ladies and lads in the ER.

Once again, I’m straight, so if you’re a girl, straight couple, or you’re into str8 guys, I’m your guy. Looking for a gay guy? look elsewhere.
Looking to get down & worship a huge straight piece of meat? If you want to gag or get split in half by something thick as your wrist? You want to go long & hard & test your limits? I’m your man so hit me up.
Looking to kiss?Get all love dovey?Passionate making out? I am not your man.
I’m not attracted to guys, so if you need someone to tell you you’re hot, that’s fine, but it’s not me. Basically I'm a dude with a big dick and most probably, very little interest in you physically.
I can bend you over, line it up & thrust my way into your soul. Rip you in half or take my time & slowly open you up. If we meet during the day I can explode like a volcano

Now the boring stuff

Please txt dont call. I won’t answer and will block repeated callers. Also don’t ask for pics. There are pics right here. I get 50+ pic requests a day. If you can’t tell if you want to meet, more pics won’t change that. Don’t ask what I’m into, If you’ve read this you should know what I’m into and what I’m not

Last but not least, I'm a person with hopes, dreams. I love & who love me just like you. Health and privacy are paramount. Please take your health & mine into consideration. If you feel you may have something, see a doc. I am diligent and I expect you to be too. Basically don't be a dick, if you want my dick. Let's be safe + respectful.

Now back to the monster
Q: Tell us about the best experience you have had in life.

A: Climbing the stairs of Taipei 1 when it was briefly the tallest building in the world. Divorcing my 1st wife felt great too

Q: How do you go the 'Extra Mile' in your life?

A: I get up early, stay up late. Work 60+ hours a week in my office day job. I teach kids surfing, guitar, and oil painting. I love to cook. And have a third job on weekends as a specialist sports car designer/mechanic/technician. Then restore vintage sports cars & modern supercars, designing my ow high performance after market automotive parts (engine headers, wings, splitters, mirrors, spoilers, twin electronic motor assisted variable field turbo chargers, downforce generating body panels) with a variety of fabrication methods from 3D printing, CNC lathe machining, welding, traditional bolt and nut assembly, to super rigid adhesive bonding aided by aircraft grade precision peg and socket surface area maximization and shearing minimization. I work with automotive suitable plastics, adhesives, carbon fiber reinforced plastics, aluminum, chromolly steel, stainless steel, high silicon & magnesium ultralight aluminum, and all manner of composite materials

Q: Tell us a little about yourself, if you were to pick something what would you like others to absolutely know about you?

A: I’m straight. Not straight acting. No guy, regardless of his looks, body, ass, muscles, cock, smile, abilities etc. will ever be attractive to me. Yes that includes you. If you’re clean, respectful of that and my other limits, don’t try to change the game and do more or contribute less than what we’d agreed upon, and know how to take direction, I can definitely enjoy my time with you. But guys; sending me a photo of your ass, or telling me I’ll love it, is entirely misguided, is never going to sway me one iota towards wanting to see you, and if anything may deter me for fear you’ve either not read any info on my profile, or worse. have read it, and chosen to ignore it.

Women on the other hand, well y’all are gods most beautiful and divine creation. And you can send me pics of your naked bodies from sun up to sundown and all through the night.

Q: What distinguishes you from all the other people you know?

A: I'm a straight and hot guy who's very comfortable doing this stuff. Plus I'm hung as farrrk

Q: What kind of diet and fitness regimen do you follow?

A: Vegetarian, eat healthy (except a little too much pizza) hit the gym a few times a week, and just get out in the world having fun. Play football, Aussie football, rugby and soccer.

Q: What would you like your readers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?

A: That I'm chill, easy going, and a straight shooter. I won't tell you I can do something I can't.

Q: What are your hobbies, what do you like to do in your spare time?

A: Sports and music. I watch every single game of the American football season, the Australian rules football season, the Australian test cricket team, most Dodgers games, the Australian rugby league, and I don't mind a bit of soccer.

Q: What would you say are your greatest attributes?

A: My eyes, my smile and the fact that I'm a straight guy.

Q: What are your lifestyle specifics that makes who you are?

A: I'm mad about girls, music, tech and my friends. You can't pull me away from any of them.

Q: What is your specialty?

A: I'm straight, a lot of guys really like that about me.

Q: How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or are you more of a homebody?

A: I love traveling. I fly to Europe, Asia and Australia at least once q year. I've lived in 4 countries and visited over 30. I've also been to every state in the USA and thank gos ive had the oportunity and resources to allow me to do so.

Q: What do you do for fun?

A: Surf, play guitar in my band, cook, hit the gym, build apps. The question is so broad, quantifying it would be impossible.

Q: If we sat on the beach and drank wine and ate great food just you and I, what would you tell me about yourself and your life?

A: I'd probably ask more about you. I'm fairly private.

Q: What should others absolutely know about you?

A: I'm straight, and I mean it. Straight. I'm lots of fun, but can be extremely dismissive or mean if you're brave enough to see.

Q: What do you enjoy most about yourself?

A: The thrill and rush of having someone pay me for my time and the exciting feeling of superiority. Yeah, in case you couldn't tell, I'm straight. ;)

Q: What are 5 things you can’t live without?

A: Italian Food
Porn
My Dog
Travel
The Internet

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