A: that this *** can take a harder beating than you can give. trust and believe. but i would love for you to give it your best shot. but the true question is, which one of us will tap first?
A: first of all, i’m 5’11½” (6’3” in grindr units) so you’ll probably see at least my head if you scan for me. but also i’m not really a fan of crowds so i try to stay away from them. especially cuz this one time i went to a music festival and it was in the middle of DC so they had like no room for all of these tickets they sold and then on top of that a bunch of people started jumping the fences and so i almost got trampled and ever since then i told myself i was no longer going to be a crowd-type of guy. Either i have my own little VIP area where i can breathe and not have germs and sweat wiped on me or i can just not be there at all
A: if you think i’m giving up my secrets, tips, and tricks to this body for FREE you are SORELY mistaken. however, i could be convinced to help you with a diet and exercise plan tailored to your personal needs. as long as you are aware i am not certified (but certification is really just a concept if you think about it)
A: i travel as often as my bank account lets me. who wants to help me travel? i can bring my own suitcase and clothes. let’s go to the beach-each, let’s go get away they say what they gonna say have a drink clink found a bud light bad bitches like me is hard to come by the patron-on let’s go get it on the zone-one yes i’m in the zone is it two three? leave a good tip imma blow all my money and don’t give two shts i’m on the floor, floor i love to dance so give me more more til i can’t stand get on the floor, floor like it’s your last chance if you want more, more then here i am. Starships were meant to fly, hands up and touch the sky can’t stop cuz were so high let’s do this one last time
A: have you ever met a cuban ginger who learned an arabic-script language in 47 weeks at 19 years old while he was married to a girl from Spain that he met in high school just so he could hardly use it for the 6 years he was in the Air Force with a Top Secret clearance yet had to test on it every year to stay current while he lifted 6 days a week so he could defend his country’s freedom to get on rent men? I didn’t think so
A: apparently men have no shame or limits to what they will lie about. word on the street is there are catfish on this site as well. i could never imagine meeting up with someone knowing i look nothing like my pictures. are they not embarrassed? or have they convinced themselves that they actually look like that? we may never know. but what i do know is that i’m more authentic than face ID. and word on the street is i’m cuter and more muscly in person. but i guess that verdict will be left up to you 😜