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Hey there! Just a friendly guy next door. You'll need to come visit me in South King County--or I can come to you. My clients describe me as comfortable, friendly and cute. I’m a good place to start exploring your M4M sexuality, I enjoy that a lot. I've been through the wringer and I'd love to help you. I don't have a perfect body, but it all works well <3.
Q: Tell us a little about yourself, if you were to pick something what would you like others to absolutely know about you?

A: I can't have guns around because I have kids, so when I go running after dark, I have a machete or hachet that I strap to my back. Anyone who tries to smear this queer gonna get to feel a sharp blade up on their neck.

Q: What would you like your readers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?

A: Shoot. I can even think of what to put here. I'm so unique I'm over it. You know those SNL skits where Kristen Wiig is Penelope? That's pretty much me with unique. Many many times I wish I weren't so unique.

Q: What should others absolutely know about you?

A: I once stole an awesome blanket off a train in Europe. Don't judge.

Q: What distinguishes you from all the other people you know?

A: I'm equally comfortable with deadly serious, empathetic, and off-the-chain hilarious. I'm the kind of person who can find humor in the darkest places, yet still acknowledge deep pain appropriately. Hey, that's a decent answer!

Q: Tell us about the best experience you have had in life.

A: It has to do with a spiritual experience I had at PrideFest in Seattle. It's a fun story but I can tell you later...

Q: What are your lifestyle specifics that makes who you are?

A: I'm not sure my lifestyle makes me who I am. I think it's the other way around. My quirky, kinda fun personality has given rise to a whole raft of quirky, kinda fun lifestyle specifics. That doesn't really answer the question does it?

Q: How do you go the 'Extra Mile' in your life?

A: I usually walk. I know Keens are hopelessly uncool but I like them for lots of walking.

Q: If we sat on the beach and drank wine and ate great food just you and I, what would you tell me about yourself and your life?

A: I'd pick your brain about what your superpowers are, then I'd share mine with you. Hopes and dreams, successes and failures, regrets and triumphs, etc.

Q: What do you do for fun?

A: What is that? j/k sex.

Q: What would you say are your greatest attributes?

A: I'm pretty much empathic. I have a feel for all the feelz.

Q: What are 5 things you can’t live without?

A: My family (I think that counts as three things). I also must have Dr. Pepper and hot running water.

Q: What do you enjoy most about yourself?

A: I enjoy the fact that I'm an idea person. I love chewing on various concepts and figuring out how different parts of the world work.

Q: How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or are you more of a homebody?

A: It depends. I can be totally happy at home for a long time but then I'll get a strong urge to go somewhere. In practice, I don't travel very much, but I have at various points in my life.

Q: What is your specialty?

A: I think I'm good at what I do. But I also go beyond that. Not to sound cheesy but I care about people. I'm pretty sensitive to emotion and I like for people to be whole and well. Again, not in a weird way, but as a rule, I've got my buddies' backs.

Q: What are your hobbies, what do you like to do in your spare time?

A: I love the outdoors and working in nature.

Q: What kind of diet and fitness regimen do you follow?

A: Well, I work out with weights four to five days a week. However, I suck at cardio and my attention to food is so-so. So, you know, not perfect.

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