Tom of Fun-land

Ahoy, stud. Ready for adventure? 😃

1. YOU.
You’re lonely because you’re overqualified. You wanna feel safe to trust your well-being to an experienced, responsible Master. You value personal hygiene + boundaries.

2. ME.
Excellent listener. Respectful, direct, transparent. Sober ~ 20 years. Great with single guys and partnered guys (together or individually). T-shirt Photos = Nov.2025. You can see half my face in my public photos. See rest of face on first date, risk-free to you (read on).

3. START.
Text me at # in profile. Address me as 'Master.'
Tell me 3 things:
A) Why me?
B) Why now?
C) What, if any, mind-altering substances do you plan on using?
Explain or ask anything else you want, too.
For extra credit, include photo/s (can be faceless) with NO full frontal nudity.
(Total top here. Uninterested in other men's packages. But I'm sure yours is beautiful.)

4. THEN.
While texting, either of us may request a phone call to better assess compatibility. If both parties become ready to move forward, we make plans to meet in public (cafe, etc.). This is a no-pressure meeting to further assess chemistry. Texting, phone + public meeting are all complimentary. For beyond: an hour = "days in a year" x 1.37. If you can't make that work, please focus on lower-cost alternatives, of which there are many in Palm Springs.

5. PERSPECTIVE
The pace we will go at, is whatever pace works for both of us. If you are in a hurry, please don't spend your precious time on me.

If you hire me, I will do my best to earn and maintain your trust. Misunderstandings are inevitable; I will work to resolve them with grace and levity.

My aim is to professionally meet your needs and fulfill your fantasies. I aspire to have an extremely small number of clients, with whom I enjoy ongoing connection. If you're looking for love, I'm open to meeting a man who becomes my public partner + private possession. Long-distance love = OK.

Love, peace, and fun,

Tom of Fun-land 😀