Q: If we sat on the beach and drank wine and ate great food just you and I, what would you tell me about yourself and your life?
A: I would tell you to get me another glass of chardonnay and more Jamón Ibérico and olives and to continue to massage my size 13 feet while I talk to hot girls.
Q: What distinguishes you from all the other people you know?
A: My height, smile, good looks, charisma and commanding presence.
Q: What is your specialty?
A: Being the dominant aggressive top I was born to be and you were born to serve.
Q: What would you like your readers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?
A: I know I am superior and expect to be treated as such.
Q: What should others absolutely know about you?
A: I do not suffer fools. Approach me with respect. And be ready to be used.