Q: What do you enjoy most about yourself?
A: That I'm living the slutty gay life little baby Bruce could only dream of
Q: What would you like your readers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?
A: I somehow manage to be able to not take things too seriously while also worrying about everything
Q: Tell us about the best experience you have had in life.
A: Being Whitney Chewston's dog dad
Q: What would you say are your greatest attributes?
A: I can deadlift 185lbs and also lift my emotional baggage
Q: What are your lifestyle specifics that makes who you are?
A: My lifestyle is absolutely fabulous. Patsy and Edie made me who I am.
Q: How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or are you more of a homebody?
A: It's my dream to sail off into the sunset one day. But first, anybody have a boat and want to teach me how to sail?
Q: What kind of diet and fitness regimen do you follow?
A: Gym and McDonald's 5-6 times a week
Q: What distinguishes you from all the other people you know?
A: I know when to use they're, their, and there
Q: What do you do for fun?
A: Dance as if society wasn't collapsing
Q: How do you go the 'Extra Mile' in your life?
A: Stimulants help
Q: What are your hobbies, what do you like to do in your spare time?
A: Lately I've been enjoying naked yoga classes
Q: What are 5 things you can’t live without?
A: Lana Del Ray, Courtney Love, Madonna, Charli XCX, Erykah Badu
Q: Tell us a little about yourself, if you were to pick something what would you like others to absolutely know about you?
A: I like the pole and the hole
Q: If we sat on the beach and drank wine and ate great food just you and I, what would you tell me about yourself and your life?
A: All I wanna do is get high by the beach
Q: What is your specialty?
A: Half Daddy half Good Boy
Q: What should others absolutely know about you?
A: No olives please
