Welcome! I'm Jordan, and I've been bringing relief and enjoyment to my massage clients for over five years! I'm a tall, all-American, amateur bodybuilder with bulging biceps, rippling veins, and shoulders so broad that sometimes I get stuck in doorways. I specialize in therapeutic massage, and I've used my various techniques to rehabilitate clients from sports injuries, chronic pain, and various other ailments. I'm pretty easygoing, but please wait until after we meet before asking me lots of detailed questions about my sessions.

When I'm not working, you can probably find me in the gym or somewhere around town munching on a huge pile of brisket.

Please note that I do not offer top or bottom services. I value discretion and professionalism, and I maintain high standards of privacy for myself and my clients. Please be brief when contacting me for an appointment, and don't send me salacious messages.