A: I try to get people to laugh or talk instead of in and out the door without a word being said. Unless you're into that sure won't hear a word except 'see ya and thank you!'
A: Boy Next Door, who's a jock but the biggest dork at the same time. Also being human seems to help I think.
A: Plant a tree, hug a poor baby, hand an abandoned cat to the shelter, or go shopping.
A: Fly around in my hot air ballon while talking to the animals down below. "Hey! Stop eating him!"
A: Too many to even list, some I'm not allowed to say, others I can't remember if I was there or just having an out of body experience.
A: I give a 10% military and uniformed discount if they show up in their uniform. No post office uniforms don't count, or McDonald uniforms.
A: Arriving on time. If I'm late then the answer would be leaving on time.
A: Sex followed by sex then a large pizza and then conclude with sex. Or just get lipo why the hell would you ask an for advice
A: My hobbies include: minding my own business. Which comes in handy when riding the Red Line in Chicago at the middle of the night. (Look at the freaks in the car)
A: Lol you ain't met anyone like me that's for sure
A: A lot of info that you'll probably forget about in 5 hours, and that I once swam with a dolphin.
A: I thought Jurassic Park was real... Then I saw Jurassic World and said "This is some f**ked up fake garbage right here, right?"
A: The thrill of 'will it stay hard' and playing 'what's behind door #1?'
A: 1. Cell Phone
2. Carabiners (they're much more useful than just for hiking)
3. Sunscreen (or else the freckles will take over)
4. Swiss Navy (no I'm not getting paid to say that I wish)
5. Spotify (When the world is crap there's nothing like just dancing)